Bitches bitching about bitches being bitches

Bitches in general just make me angry. And then they start bitching and i think to myself, shut the fuck up please. AND THEN they start bitching about bitches being bitches and im all no, you shut the fuck up now because you're bitching about your own species and no one here wants to listen to you running your mouth about your best friend who is also a bitch because she was all up in this guys shit in the hallway but you totally wanted to get with him because you saw him first. Usually there is just a clan of bitches. They're all friends with each other because they're the only ones that enjoy bitching about pointless bullshit that no one besides their little clan really care about. And then you have the fake bitches. They think they're bitches but really they're just pansy ass'. Bitches will fight, fake bitches such as freshmen wouldn't fight. I'd like to see a good bitch fight. None of that bullshit hair pulling, nail scratching, biting shit. Throw a good punch and knock a bitch on her ass, c'mon now.

Flash Ficition i missed over vaycay.

The beginning of a relationship

You meet them in school and become good friends. A few months go by of watching each other dating others and watching the relationship end after two weeks. Finally they realize they are friends, maybe even good friends and they should just try it. That relationship lasts longer than anyone had ever expected. You guys are happy and make each other smile. People give you shit for dating each other but you ignore them. You wait for the bell to ring so you can see them in the hallway. Those few minutes you get to be together. Holding hands while walking down the hallway. You cant stay mad because that smile brings you right back in. And then all hell breaks lose and you duece out of that relationship as fast you you went into it. 

Shit i dont like to do

1.) Weed whacking. You wear pants you get hot. You wear shorts the rocks and shit hit your legs and it hurts.

2.) Cleaning. I dont like cleaning up my own mess why would i want to clean up someone else's.

3.)Clean out stalls at the fairs. I mean you get up early in the morning to clean up shit. And it weighs a lot and its just not what i wanna be doing at 5 oclock in the morning.

4.)Straightening my hair. I have to much hair and i aint got time for that shit

5.)Doing laundry. Aint no one got time for that.

6.)Going to school. It's called senioritis.

7.) Driving by myself. I get bored very easily. So i always use to bring my bunny with me everywhere because i got lonely.

8.) Anatomy class. I hate this class. Im sitting in it right meow and it sucks.

9.) Listening to bitches bitching about bitches being bitches. nuff said.

10.) Using tumblr on my phone. I love tumblr but my phone is stupid and it just isnt the same.

Numbers of times

Number of siblings:1 number of cows:25 number of cows owned:5 number of fairs gone to per summer:5 number of round bales baled per summer:430 number of tractors:3 number of times ive been let down:253 number of times ive been scared for my life:7 number of times ive smiled:7 billion number of times ive punched someone out of anger:3 number of times anyones tried to punch me:0 number of times ive been kicked by a cow:13 number of times i turned in a lab report late:6 number of times ive been out of the state of Maine:7 number of times ive had the flu in the last year:4

Fav cows.

1.) Maizy. She has an attitude, like me so we get along. She's my baby, i've been around her since she was a calf and we just love each other.

2.) Betty. She's fat and has butt cheeks. She's very lovable but she's also very lazy. She's just cute.

3.) Zeke. He was my first steer that I sold at Fryeburg Fair. He was the first steer project that i ever raised and worked with by myself to get him where i wanted him. There was not a single mean bone in his body besides when it came to clipping his head, that was the Angus in him.

4.) Dimples. She's my cousins dairy cow that he got for Christmas. She's absolutely adorable. She's tiny and it doesn't hurt when she steps on your foot.

5.)Sunni. We got her from Nebraska. She has white on her face and I just like cows with white faces.

6.)Daisy. Shes very standoffish. She's not a social butterfly, a lot like me. We get along. I also like her because she is one of the nicest looking cows i think that we have on the farm.

7.)Pumpkin. He was my sisters steer. He was very dumbfounded. You could do anything with or to him and he had not a care in the world.

8.) 603. We bought her from Del Hartt. She isn't hatler broke but she is the nicest cow in the field. She's a great mother and never has calving troubles.

9.)Dexter. Dexter is my sister steer this year. He is a puppy dog. He's not very big yet and probably wont be .
10.)Oli. He is my steer this year. He is a Simmental Hereford mix. He's huge. He very kind and has a face a very pretty face.